My 2021 in Taco Bell

I estimate 10% of my calories in 2021 came from Taco Bell. And I loved every one of them. This is the story.

Taco Bell is the best. That’s why I eat a lot of it.

Something that’s the best should be enjoyed. Not doing so would be like not going to watch Michael Jordan play basketball in the 1993 Finals if you had the tickets.

Greatness is meant to be celebrated.

And to celebrate Taco Bell’s greatness, I decided to catalog my orders from 2021. Then I decided to make a presentation about it.

Here’s the presentation. You’ll love it. Just not as much as I love Taco Bell.

1. Deliciousness breeds happiness. Happiness breeds success. Here’s why you should be ordering more:

2. Taco Bell is special because they make miracles with a few items. It’s 21st century alchemy:

3. I’d hoped to order Taco Bell once a week. I failed. I only had Taco Bell 31 times. Barely more than twice per month.

4. I spent a considerable sum last year living mas.

5. Was consistent in the items ordered.

6. And exorbitant in the number of calories consumed.

Friends- I placed my first Taco Bell order of 2022 on January 6th. This is only the beginning.

We love you.

And we’ll see you when we see you.